It's Almost As If Reality TV Isn't Real....

Honestly. Where to begin with last nights Bachelor Finale. Maybe I should start with the fact I almost MISSED it! Gasp. Thankfully, the wonder that is DirecTV lets you set up to record shows from the Internet. Oh, How I love technology. I had resigned myself to stay away from Facebook and Perez until I was able to watch it. And I was twitching the whole time. I thought I was going to have a heart attack when my FIL ALMOST RUINED it for me. But, I was able to scream loud enough to scare him from speaking. I am not kidding. I have never seen him so shocked before. It actually scared Addison, and you KNOW that girl is NOT afraid to scream for any reason. Anyway, we got home and Claire and I settled into the bed to watch the 3 hours of the Bachelor that was Tivo-ed. It was as if she knew how important it was to be a good girl and she hardly made a peep.

Jason is a hot mess. Honestly. Molly was always my favorite. Something about Melissa just always rubbed me to wrong way. Maybe it's because her teeth are so white. I can't be sure. John came to bed and I had to listen to him say his usual, "This show is so fake" and "This guy is cheating on those girls". I have never been able to understand how these girls have no qualms about this guy that THEY ARE SO IN LOVE WITH is going on dates and dry humping other girl on national television.

Jason obviously has a lot of issues that need to be worked out, but that will take years of therapy and maybe ABC should make a reality show about that? I honestly loved Chris Harrison's knack for stating the obvious. I mean, what girl wants to be broken up with with cameras rolling and a narrator? It certainly sounds like a good time to me. NOT.

When Molly came out, all I could think about was how bad her hair looked. Really, headbands should not make a come back, and someone needed to get that girl some conditioner or something, those ends were kind of ratty. Anyway, how can he want to go get coffee or a drink with someone that rubbed him down with massage oil and then dumped the next day? Or how can she skip off into the sunset with him as if he didn't JUST break off an engagement with another girl( which I am betting she didn't know he proposed). I swear, I will never understand some girls. Maybe they could get a group discount for all that Chris Harrison therapy.