Day 1 of my cleanse

So.. day 1. Glad you are over, but day 2- you seem to be challenging me already. This is how this cleanse works... I drink this nasty Fasting Solution 4 times a day. I recommend diluting it with water- it doesn't burn like a shot of alcohol. THEN, I take 1 oz of Ionic Blend.. which tastes like a more disgusting version of Soy Sauce- and my stomach didn't want it yesterday so it came back up. 3 pills- 2 metabolic boosters and 1 natural cleanse and 1 appetite chew-which tastes like a tootsie roll. It wasn't 20 minutes before I was running to the bathroom. I'm serious- don't go far, b/c you just might find a present in your pants. More fasting solution and a TON of water for a mid-morning snack. A meal replacement shake, more fasting solution and a metabolic booster for lunch. The meal replacement shake is actually good. Maybe a little chalky, but quite tasty. I did get a little hungry in the afternoon, but we went to the park so I able to distract myself. I never got a caffeine headache, which I was thankful for. More fasting solution for supper, another natural cleanse pill, a shot of liquid nutrition, and MORE water. Thank God for reusable water bottles and a filter on a faucet. I drank around 100 ounces of water yesterday.

This morning, I had lost 4 pounds. Awesome! But, I have a slight headache. It more feels like someone is squeezing my head. I figure it's from the lack of caffeine. I feel a little sluggish. I drank my fasting solution- it wasn't as bad today as yesterday. They said that the toxins in my body are what makes some of this stuff taste like ass. Whatever. Make me skinny. I took my shot of Ionic Blend like a man and was quite proud of myself until I started puking EVERYTHING back up in the sick. Thank the Lord that I was standing over the sink as I took that nastiness. So, I opted not to take anymore Fasting Solution to replace what I puked. Obviously, the Ionic Blend is meant to do that- I will not be partaking in the Ionic Blend anymore. Thanks, but no thanks. No poopy today- which, how could I? It all came out yesterday. Tomorrow I will get to eat some real food... so that is exciting. :) Anyway, I will keep you posted. Apparently, I have a short fuse today from the lack of caffeine..Whoops. Look out!

Not sure if you want to know about the poopy end of things, I will be glad to describe it in further detail, but I don't to gross anyone out. :)