What's in Your Purse?

So, my friend Melissa did a post on what was in her purse and tagged everyone who read it. It sounded like a fun time, so I am going to play along. The rules are you have to list everything in there and then name the weirdest thing you have ever carried in your purse.
my to-do list
my planner
a receipt for one of John's birthday presents
a hair clip
a small notebook
a straight pen
a menu for Rumors Deli
my checkbook
a teasing comb
3 pens
2 sets of car keys
my wallet
a crystal light ice tea packet
a sucker
dental floss
a rubber band
a piece of strawberry candy
old receipts
gum wrappers
sunglasses
my make-up bag with a compact, chapstick, three lip glosses, a lip stain, lipstick, and lip liner

I guess the weirdest thing I have ever carried in my purse would be a breast pump. Or perhaps my laptop, but I think the breast pump takes the cake.